![]() ![]() You know what that is? That’s a sense of entitlement. $53 million? Well, maybe not now, but maybe later. The g550.” How much is this? Place order. I’m not getting that shit.” What the fuck am I doing? You ever do that? You ever go down, like, a rabbit hole online, and then, like, six hours have gone by, and you’re like, “I’m shopping for the private jet” “that best suits my needs. And then I was telling myself I didn’t want them, as if they were an option, you know? I was like, “155 feet? That’s not even” “big enough for all my friends and family. And then after a while, I go, “oh, yeah.” I can’t afford that.” Like today, I was looking at yachts online. I shop for things that are, like, way out of my price range. Here’s what I’ve been trying to figure out. Just know that it’s on your hand, you know what I mean? Think about that the next time you want some sunlight. Like, I always wipe my balls on the curtains, because I know they don’t change those. You’re gonna have hotel room sex, which is, let’s have sex, but let’s also disrespect this room. Why? Because you know in a hotel you’re gonna have sex, and you’re gonna have an elevated form of sex. Especially when you check in with your significant other. Like, if you stay in a hotel room after I stayed there, shit is gonna itch on you, okay? Just being honest. And you’re like, what… what am I gonna… I mean, you can only jerk off so many times before you’re like, all right, I’m gonna do it again, but… Right now it hurts. Sad, right? I’m just waiting for the show to start. ![]() Being in a hotel, just waiting for the show. ![]() ‘Cause my whole life is basically, you know, it’s… it’s… it’s hotels. It just… you know, that part at work that, for an hour, just didn’t go to my liking, and then I had a great day otherwise. So even if it doesn’t go well, it’s like, ah, you know, still a pretty good fucking day. I mean, here’s the thing, it’s not even that big a part of my day. I realized today that I need a hobby, because my workday just started, like, now. ![]()
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